If Actors became SEO’s, who would be spammers?…You decide!

We all know that SEO’s have usually fallen in to the industry by accident, but what if the same happened to actors and they took a slightly different career route…which actors do you think would be spammers?!!

1. Frankly, my dear, I don’t give any PageRank since my latest penalty – Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind
2. Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in White Hat territory any more – Judy Garland, The Wizard of Oz
3. Here’s looking at you, kid, your site sucks ass – Humphrey Bogart, Casablanca
4. Go ahead make my day…give me a .gov link – Clint Eastwood, Sudden Impact
5. @yetanotherben u talkin 2 me? – Robert de Niro, Taxi
6. I love the smell of Analytics in the morning – Robert Duvall, Apocalypse Now
7. Made it, Ma! Top of the SERPs! – James Cagney, White Heat
8. Bond, James Bond. SEO Manager at Mediaedge:cia, Manchester – Sean Connery, Dr. No
9. May the spammy links farce be with you – Harrison Ford, Star Wars Episode IV: A new Hope



10. Show me the affiliate money! – Cuba Gooding, Jerry Maguire
11. Google, you can’t handle the truth! So I’ll serve you different content to that of my visitors. – Jack Nicholson, A few Good Men
12. I’ll link back – Arnold Schwarzenegger, The Terminator
13. If you build it (and promote it), they will come – Ray Liotta, Field of Dreams
14. Houston, we have a problem, we rank for ‘chocolate salty balls’ – Tom Hanks, Apollo 13
15. Keep your whitehats close, but your blackhats closer – Al Pacino, The Godfather Part II
16. Say hello to my little friend: the harvester spam bot – Al Pacino, Scarface
17. Elementary IR, my dear Watson – Basil Rathbone, The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes
18. Take your spammy paws off me, you damned dirty blackhatter! – Charles Heston, Planet of the Apes
19. I’m the king of the SERPs! – Leonardo DiCaprio, Titanic
20. I feel the need – the need for spam! – Tom Cruise, Top Gun
21. I see dead links – Haley Joel Osment, The Sixth Sense

Got your own favourites?  Feel free to share and I’ll add them on to the list! 

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